Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk
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Nosferatu vs. Father Pipecock & Sister Funk

1.9 / 10 | 2h 14m | Canada
2014 | Adventure | Comedy | Fantasy
A reimagining /regurgitation and re-dubbing of a classic silent horror flick! Shot in mind-shattering 2D (& 36DD), featuring T&A and epic voice-over ‘voom’, by Ms. Ilham Otaku & Pepe Chingadero! Original 1922 star Max Schreck plays (in newly tinted archive footage, mixed, with new) Count Orlock, a deviant, adulterous, shape-shifting Transylvanian vampire aristocrat & super creep, who is tearing Bremen, a new corn-hole & it's up to a 'brotha-in-a-collar' and a creole nun with a flamin' gun, to stop him, in this 'creature-feature' fang-fest! Co-Starring Canadian Scream Queen: Vivita, with new footage shot in tantalizing Watt-a-Rama & dubbed in Tex-O-Phonic Super-Sound

Cast List (23)

John Migliore
John Migliore
Director
Tony Watt
Tony Watt
Director
Vivita
Vivita
Director
Max Schreck
Max Schreck
Count Orlock
Max Schreck
Max Schreck
The Nosferatu
John Migliore
John Migliore
Johnny Ghoulash
Kim Sønderholm
Kim Sønderholm
Narrator
John Gottowt
John Gottowt
Professor Bulwer
Alexander Granach
Alexander Granach
Knock-The Real Estate Manager
Guido Herzfeld
Guido Herzfeld
The Inn Owner
Sara Dagoda
Sara Dagoda
Fräulein Wassermann - Mistress of Orlock
Gustav Botz
Gustav Botz
Professor Sievers - Bremen Town Doctor & Burgomeister
Karl Etlinger
Karl Etlinger
Student
Wolfgang Heinz
Wolfgang Heinz
Empusa's First Mate
Ruth Landshoff
Ruth Landshoff
Annie - Hutter's Sister
Vivita
Vivita
Sister Funk
Kelly Mari
Kelly Mari
Ariana - Bride of Orlock
Sophia The Cat
Sophia The Cat
Ariana's Black & White Cat
Sgt. Brando
Sgt. Brando
Bullet Dodging Pussy
Max Nemetz
Max Nemetz
Captain of the Empusa
Tony Watt
Tony Watt
Father Pipecock
Sandy Fluffer Dahl
Sandy Fluffer Dahl
Vatican WMD Doll
Tony Watt
Tony Watt
Writer

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