Pretty Dead Things
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Pretty Dead Things

5.6 / 10 | 1h 32m | United States
2006 | Horror
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.

Cast List (22)

Richard Griffin
Richard Griffin
Director
Patrick Pitu
Patrick Pitu
Denver Longshanks
Patrick Pitu
Patrick Pitu
The Pizza Boy
William DeCoff
William DeCoff
John Welles
Danielle Lozeau
Danielle Lozeau
Jennifer Bond
Ross Kelly
Ross Kelly
Rex Van Horn
Caleb Emerson
Caleb Emerson
Big Jake
Robin L. Watkins
Robin L. Watkins
Billy Oswald
Robert Jude Buco
Robert Jude Buco
Club Hell Janitor
Rocky Graziano
Rocky Graziano
Porn Dork
Salvatore Marchese
Salvatore Marchese
Mayor Bowden
Jennifer Scharf
Jennifer Scharf
Keller
Christopher Calcagni
Christopher Calcagni
Sinclair the Fluffer
Jon Dunne
Jon Dunne
Male Stripper
Ashley Eaton
Ashley Eaton
Shelby St. Exxmin
V. Orion Delwaterman
V. Orion Delwaterman
Samuel
A. Michael Dias Jr.
A. Michael Dias Jr.
S&M Whipping Boy
Jason Witter
Jason Witter
Shane Starkweather
Donald Foley
Donald Foley
Moe Blu
Heather Cooney
Heather Cooney
Cheery Jogger
Richard Griffin
Richard Griffin
Writer
Sandeep Parikh
Sandeep Parikh
Writer

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